Maybe It's Just Me But...

Maybe she didn't have a mirror....

white, sweater knit, tight, tight, tight short, spaghetti strap dress, with black pointy-toe pumps that, don't worry, matched her black undies that I could see straight through the dress...wow.

Catch-up on Ketchup

Ok so I have a question...


Why is it that I get ridiculed because I do not put the ketchup bottle in the fridge?

And before you get all grossed out:


1) check the bottle, nowhere on it does it say those three vital words refrigerate after opening.


2) if it is really all that gross, then why have you been eating it at restaurants that leave the Ketchup bottle on the table?

Barbie...Not so Much

Let me ask you a question.

What color shoes would you put with a purple button-down, white pants and bleached blond hair down to your waist?

Neon hot pink strappy satin evening shoes of course!

Or so thought the woman that I saw yesterday.